Mike Hsu caught up with Webster Police Chief Michael Shaw to get the full, ridiculous, and somehow VERY real story of Goose — a 5-foot carnivorous lizard that busted out of a second-story window like a cold-blooded ninja and took off into the wild. After nearly two weeks of “Where the hell is Goose?!” the town of Webster can breathe easy — the scaly fugitive has been captured and is no longer roaming the streets like a reptilian renegade.